I hear the couch calling me
Must be my wheat allergy
I feel so tired, can’t even sit
I gotta lie down and rest a bit
I hear the couch calling me
I could turn on the TV
And get some of that mindless energy
But the shows on there are just so dumb
Takin’ a nap is way more fun
I hear the couch calling me
‘Cause there’s nowhere I feel more at ease
Than on that couch putting out those ZZZs
Some people might say that I’m a loafer
But I sure as heck do love my sofa
I hear the couch calling me
I know I should spend more time with my family
But when dinner’s done, I just don’t care
You’ll see me headed and you know where
I hear the couch calling me
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I hear the couch
He’s just a slouch
I hear the couch calling me